brotherluv:

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

bibliosauruswrecks:

Patron: Do you have the new James Patterson book?

Me: You have no idea how unspecific that is.

Apparently it only takes black lipstick to get my husband rock hard 😂

I am officially a big tiddy goth husband

animatedtext:

Marry someone whose primary love language is acts of service and I promise you, you will never stop cumming

shinsouisprecious:

hannaxjo:

twilight would be so much better without stephenie meyer

When you both make each other cum so hard that you fall asleep immediately after

animatedtext:

requested by lesbianfeministsstuff 

twobabkas:

“12 tickets to the barbie movie please”